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All the Ex​-​Presidents' Wives

from Boring Songs About Dumb Things by Charlotte Moroz & Guy Capecelatro III

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Ex-Presidents' Wives

And his ruddy red beard
I saw him on Elm Street
Before he disappeared
We used to be neighbors
You could say we were friends
He’ll get a thrashing
If I see him again

He borrowed my shovel
And my mother’s old jack
Then for the next year
I tried getting them back

There are squirrels in the attic
They crawl through the walls
I sleep with the fan on
Can’t hear them at all
My wife used to feed them
She was better than me
She brought me to church once
I just couldn’t believe

My blood pressure’s spiking
I take pills from a cup
They say it’s connected
How I can’t get it up

But I like carving these statues
Of all the ex-president’s wives
I’m not ready for pasture
I’ll do what I can to survive

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from Boring Songs About Dumb Things, released November 5, 2019
Guy-vocals, guitar, synth, organ

Written by GC III

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