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Idiot Planet

by Pumpkin Mouth

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01. You Know, Lavender Up cross the land there’s only one answer Everyone here is only a savage It’s an idiot’s kind of planet, But I’m getting used to it You can’t be here it’s a VIP only You can’t be here with your identification Everyone here is only theirselves but Anyone with some haircuts are flying By gum we only want it Who can say that? You can’t say what you want Cause you don’t know what you want Everyone here is an idiot planet Knowing machines are ravaging all Go down slowly Not in love with now Feel it, say you did Across the planet everyone’s dancing No one knows what the macarena is Who cares about 1975 I know you do Anyone who can read the directions Only knows what they can decipher But I don’t do that anymore You can say that when you go down town you know, lavender ’s on sale at the store
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Stop 01:47
02. STOP Driving around in my 80’s convertible No one can stop ‘cause I’m on a roll No one know what’s in my head beans Because I’m making a plan I plan to go down to the widow’s house And take her furniture She’s not gonna like it Oh no no she won’t But she can deal with it Because I need to furnish my new apartment Hey, I’m down in my car now Everyone’s driving down to Savannah Is it north or is it south I guess that depends on where you started from I’m gonna go visit my great aunt Rebecca She doesn’t exist anymore But she does on some other planet Where I can be a Grocery store worker Putting stuff in bags (Stop putting fruit in bags!) We all know that no one wants to do that But I say too bad (Tough titties! That’s too bad) Stop doing anything that you don’t want to do I said stop doing anything that you don’t want to You don’t want to You don’t want to do
3.
Spider 02:02
03. Spider Spider Spider legs Give me answers now To all my problems I can’t hide this therapist Much longer than I already have Come on little spider, Come on little spider You got your great big eyes You got your eight long legs You can’t save me from myself But I guarantee you could Hypnotize me one more time I would let you into my bank account And let you count it out You could give me all of your possessions You could help me get out of myself But I know you don’t care anymore Since you went away You can’t be here in the Corner where I used to keep the desk I moved it so you could find a home But I never anticipated you would grow
4.
Two Shoes 02:03
04. Two Shoes 83 gallons of something I left behind I don’t why or what your problem is You can’t ever anticipate Why I left you down in the valley I don’t wanna be here anymore, But I signed a contract It’s at least a year lease Guess I’ll make the most of it You can’t get around town With only your bicycle Anyway you can’t wear your roller skates While you’re peddling your big old bicycle Anyone who tells you you look like Sharon from next door is wrong They’re projecting their deepest Fears on you anyway Every time I go to your house I find an ancient popsicle Can you tell me something’s wrong with your life? There’s only two shoes here but Between us, we have four feet. What are we going to do? I said what are we going to do? It’s confusing to be alive
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05. Patrons of Yesteryear Patrons of yesteryear, Sign my yearbook now There’s a secret government agency after me Anyone who invented wheels will understand Why I can’t be present for your funeral Patrons of yesteryear Anyone you can see with two eyes Isn’t wearing 3D glasses probably Patrons of yesteryear Do you remember when brooms were invented? Oh do you now? Is your name Stella or is Adele? Is it Giuseppe or is it Estelle? Anyone whose name starts with a vowel can’t be trusted Anyway, you can trust me, my friend But can you? I am a pigeon
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Garbage 02:21
06. Garbage Hot ditty song Have you seen it? Where did he go? I cannot answer anything more than my name I can’t understand why I can’t understand English my ancient language Can you forgive me my friend? I’ll run away, I run away Everything I say is garbage You always try to recognize yourself Hey, you are face down in the landscape Dowwwwwwwn You figure it out You will believe you will always Come in the sands now can’t understand now Closer to my home than I’m singing We’re always lacking in candy I will rabbit this thing now Cannot give what I can’t believe
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Calendar 01:30
07. Calendar Why do I keep it? Why do I keep this calendar In my pocket? I don’t Get anything from it Why do I keep it? Why do I keep this handkerchief? Anyone knows that handkerchiefs Are lying bags of everything You can escape what you Do not agree to Anyone knows this But they will not admit to it Why do I keep thi? Why do I keep this calendar? Every day another box on This piece of recycled paper Why do I keep this? Why do I keep this calendar? It confuses me But I can’t stand to let it go Let it go Let it get your calendar Gotta get your calendar Rip it to bits and destroy your calendar Rip it to bits and destroy your mother fucking calendar
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09. Monkey in the Bathroom There’s a sound making me afraid You can tell that something’s gonna happen There’s a monkey hiding somewhere in the bathroom I’m telling you I’ve lost my way There’s nobody who’s shaking from the trees I don’t know if I can even believe I know there’s no getting over this, now But please don’t be cross with me Something’s gonna happen Something’s gonna happen already
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Can of Beans 01:15
10. Can of Beans Let me tell you about a place Where I used to hide There were snakes and bottle caps And it smelled like chalk Watch me with your telescope See my hands as wings I can tell you pity me But I’m strong as hell Show me how to leave this body Let me in your dreams Everything is washing through I’m a can of beans

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This album was written and recorded in February of 2022 as part of the RPM Challenge.

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released February 28, 2022

Pumpkin Mouth is Guy Capecelatro III & Jocelyn Mackenzie

Recorded in their respective homes.

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